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Random moments from my furniture shopping adventure this past weekend.

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escapedgoat:

pocketterrorist:

kevindrakewriter:

mrrobotico:

apathbetweenthestars:

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I just can’t

This is why retail needs to pay more. Your choice America either pay your retail workers more or get busy educating your stupid people.

bruh.

I used to work at Virgin Megastore. This guy called and asked me when we close. I said “1AM”. His response: “1AM in the morning? Or at night?” “……..1AM when it’s dark out, sir” -_-

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neoamericana:

Damn, he got up and looked her dead in the eye before he smacked it out of her hand…it’s his house now. You’re the pet. 

"I said BUTTERCREAM. This is fondant."

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animalstalkinginallcaps:

[ARE THOSE PASTEL CHEVRON TIGHTS WITH SOME SORT OF CLUNKY ORTHOPEDIC SHOE?]

{MORE IMPORTANTLY, HAS SHE EVER HEARD OF SHAMPOO?}

[THAT WHOLE OUTFIT IS AN ABOMINATION. IT LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE TRIED TO SMOTHER A FIRE MADE OF CLASHING PATTERNS WITH A BLANKET MADE OF NORTH FACE.]

{THE GREASE FROM HER HAIR APPEARS TO BE MAKING A WATERPROOF COATING ON THAT JACKET. LIKE WAXING COTTON, ONLY HORRIBLE.}

[I SWEAR THERE’S SOME SORT OF HEMP SHAWL IN THERE TOO.]

{ARE YOU SURE IT’S NOT JUST MORE MATTED HAIR?}

[IF WE WEREN’T LIMITED TO TELEPATHIC COMMUNICATION I’D CALL SOMEONE TO COME AND PUT A STOP TO THIS.]

{IT’S LIKE SHE CAN’T EVEN FEEL HER OWN HAIR. HOW CAN YOU NOT FEEL TENTACLES? THICK WEIRD TENTACLES.}

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crissle:

i really love drake

I wasn’t too sure about Bert at first, but this was awesome.

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clubmonaco:

Blueberry-Hyssop Ice Cream

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"You act like you ain’t never been nowhere!"

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glittersmitter:

Me in my room listening to partition on repeat!!!

Me, when I try a new drink and it’s better than expected.

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cctjevo:

cartelgathering:

mhm

I always say, “Okay you hang up and dial again, and it if was the right number we’ll talk again in a bit.”

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